Mario Party Meme!

[green_mario]

Well the students have been through a lot these past few weeks, and obviously a lot of them must be drained. So what better way to settle down than to participate in The Most Despair-Inducing Event: Mario Parties?

The Rules of the game are simple: every starter player gets 10 coins each, and through skill/luck, buy and win the most amount of stars to become the Superstar! Of course it's not as simple as that as there are roadblocks to the goal, including:

- Minigames- Well one of the best ways to gain coins are Minigames. There are a wide variety of types of Minigames so there's bound to be at least on Minigame you're good at!

- Happening Spaces - whatever happens on this space is a complete mystery, ranging from finding a secret passageway full of coins or getting run over by a train and get sent back to start.

- Chance Time - Either this can make you or break you. If you're lucky, you might end up in first place due to your opponent's stars, but if you're not, say goodbye to all your hard work!

- Battle Minigames - each player sacrifices a random amount of coins before going into a Minigame, with the winning player getting a majority of the money.

- Item Shops - You can also buy items to help get advantages in the game, like stealing coins and swapping spaces with another player. You could also become "that guy" buy getting the magic lamp!

It's a long and winding road ahead, but it's all in good fun! After all, after all this murder a little friendly competition won't break their friendships, right?

Note: If you try cheating though all your coins and stars will be confiscated from you, so don't even try

Comments

[tsungeonsanddragons]

And he got hit by a train without even flinching.

[Do cowboy costumes really make suitable armor? She doesn't even know any more.

Also there goes Waluigi, screaming something about how everyone cheated.]

[totaldrag]

I would be more confused by the bra-shaped mustache than any feats of durability.

[Ashley actually did cheat. But that's not a concern right now. What is concerning is that the flames are blue and even bigger now.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[ASHLEY PLEASE.]

...I never thought about that before.

[But it does look like that, now that she mentions it. But she can't get distracting. Just gotta keep jumping, even as those fires seem to get faster.]

[totaldrag]

Look at him straight ahead. It absolutely looks like that.

[It's a wonder that she manages to maintain her demeanor as she does this.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[Sadly, Clair isn't doing nearly as well. She's trying to keep up her cool demeanor, but her expression isn't helping. Not to mention she's sweating a lot.]

You think he styled it that way on purpose?

[totaldrag]

Of course. It's his way of attracting mates.

[tsungeonsanddragons]

...

[You know what? Being burned on the ass is more preferable than thinking about how Luigi attracts members of his preferred sex. So she's just going to...get burned. Kthx.]

[totaldrag]

...Well, that worked.

[IT WAS ALL JUST A PLAN TO GET CLAIR TO LOSE HAHAHA YOU BOOB.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WANTED THOSE RINGS ANYWAY, BAKA!]