Mario Party Meme!

[green_mario]

Well the students have been through a lot these past few weeks, and obviously a lot of them must be drained. So what better way to settle down than to participate in The Most Despair-Inducing Event: Mario Parties?

The Rules of the game are simple: every starter player gets 10 coins each, and through skill/luck, buy and win the most amount of stars to become the Superstar! Of course it's not as simple as that as there are roadblocks to the goal, including:

- Minigames- Well one of the best ways to gain coins are Minigames. There are a wide variety of types of Minigames so there's bound to be at least on Minigame you're good at!

- Happening Spaces - whatever happens on this space is a complete mystery, ranging from finding a secret passageway full of coins or getting run over by a train and get sent back to start.

- Chance Time - Either this can make you or break you. If you're lucky, you might end up in first place due to your opponent's stars, but if you're not, say goodbye to all your hard work!

- Battle Minigames - each player sacrifices a random amount of coins before going into a Minigame, with the winning player getting a majority of the money.

- Item Shops - You can also buy items to help get advantages in the game, like stealing coins and swapping spaces with another player. You could also become "that guy" buy getting the magic lamp!

It's a long and winding road ahead, but it's all in good fun! After all, after all this murder a little friendly competition won't break their friendships, right?

Note: If you try cheating though all your coins and stars will be confiscated from you, so don't even try

Comments

OPEN BOWSER SPACE TOP-LEVEL

[dennishopper]

[So, you landed on the Bowser Space, huh? Well, prepare to be taken to a HELLISH LOOKING DIMENSION WITH A GIANT REPTILIAN CREATURE.]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! WELCOME TO THE BOWSER SPACE! THIS IS WHERE TERRIBLE BOWSER THINGS HAPPEN!

[chaoscontrol]

[godfuckingdammit. Red spaces. Red spaces. Red spaces. THEN THIS RED SPACE. The fuck]

And what exactly are "Bowser" things.

[dennishopper]

I'm in a pretty generous mood today! Normally, I'd make you and your little friends play a Bowser minigame and take all your coins but...today, I'm thinking taking twenty of your coins will do just fine!

[chaoscontrol]

... No. You can't have them! I only have ten left anyway!!

digging into the human icons because i do not have a paid please bare with me

[dennishopper]

Grrr...what? Whatever! Then those ten will do just fine!

whatever IT COOL

[chaoscontrol]

Why do I have to give them to you? Because I had the misfortune to land on a space? No! This is a Mario party! Not a Oversized Self Important Turtle Party! Battle me for these coins!!

[dennishopper]

BWUHUHUH, NOPE! When you land on a Bowser Space, I get that crud! So fork 'em over, quills!

[chaoscontrol]

[Shadow stands his ground. And keeps holding up the whole game. ]

Make me.

[dennishopper]

[Spoke spews out of his snout.]

You can't just go around breaking Bowser Party rules like that, bub! Just fork 'em over and I won't smash you into the ground!

[chaoscontrol]

[Squiiiiinnnnntsssssss. He's not really scared of this guy, but it's still early in the game. Maybe his luck will change.]

... Very well. Take them.

[he throws all of his coins right at Bowser's face. CHOKE ON THEM]

Pray you do not meet me again.

[dennishopper]

[SNORT.]

Fine! Thanks for the handout! BWAHAHAHA!

[chaoscontrol]

[there are minigames. there are coins. Hell, there is even a star. Wow. But his luck doesn't hold out, and he RETURNS TO THE BOWSER ZONE]

Hnnnnrrrrrrrnnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

[dennishopper]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Welcome back to the Bowser Space, porcupine! Let's spin the BOWSER WHEEL and see what mind-numbing fate you're sentence to!

[Bowser spins a giant wheel! There are 5 options present: 15 Coins for Bowser, Bowser Revolution, 100 Star Present, Dinner Date with Bowser, Pictionary with Bowser.]

[chaoscontrol]

[he looks at the wheel.]

... Well, at least you admit that a date with you would be mind-numbing.

[spins away. He can probably use Chaos Control to stop it where he wants, to be honest, but that just seems a little too mean for a game.

He hasn't broken, yet. ]

[totaldrag]

How does he like this.

[It's an interesting question Ashley proposes as she jumps over a rope made of hot flames.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

...maybe he's legitimately insane and we never noticed before.

[At least this "rope" is going slow. Hopefully it'll stay that way.

(It won't stay that way.)]

[totaldrag]

I was always a little suspicious. The man does have his first initial on his own headgear.

[said mid-jump. the giant necktie-wearing ape behind them burns his ass and hops away.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

And he got hit by a train without even flinching.

[Do cowboy costumes really make suitable armor? She doesn't even know any more.

Also there goes Waluigi, screaming something about how everyone cheated.]

[totaldrag]

I would be more confused by the bra-shaped mustache than any feats of durability.

[Ashley actually did cheat. But that's not a concern right now. What is concerning is that the flames are blue and even bigger now.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[ASHLEY PLEASE.]

...I never thought about that before.

[But it does look like that, now that she mentions it. But she can't get distracting. Just gotta keep jumping, even as those fires seem to get faster.]

[totaldrag]

Look at him straight ahead. It absolutely looks like that.

[It's a wonder that she manages to maintain her demeanor as she does this.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[Sadly, Clair isn't doing nearly as well. She's trying to keep up her cool demeanor, but her expression isn't helping. Not to mention she's sweating a lot.]

You think he styled it that way on purpose?

[totaldrag]

Of course. It's his way of attracting mates.

[tsungeonsanddragons]

...

[You know what? Being burned on the ass is more preferable than thinking about how Luigi attracts members of his preferred sex. So she's just going to...get burned. Kthx.]

[totaldrag]

...Well, that worked.

[IT WAS ALL JUST A PLAN TO GET CLAIR TO LOSE HAHAHA YOU BOOB.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WANTED THOSE RINGS ANYWAY, BAKA!]

don't mind me

[green_mario]

[YOU GUYS ARE VERY LUCKY THAT HE GOT HIT BY THE FIRE EARLY ON OR ELSE HE'D BE CRYING RIGHT NOW.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[Mario Parties are fun, Luigi said. It'll help everyone become closer as friends, he said. Yeah, that was before The Minigames started. Oh dear Arceus, The Minigames. Like this one, for example. Clair's already seen one person get launched off the mountain and she's really hoping she doesn't wind up joining them.

The pair of scissors in her hand shakes as she looks from one wire to the other.]

Let's see... Luigi already cut the one on the far left, so maybe if I cut the one right next to it...

[Dammit Clair, stop holding up the line.]

[totaldrag]

[ashley has nothing to say lbh she was already flung away several minutes ago.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[ASHLEY NO

plz don't be dead]

[willpunchyouout]

Come on, Clair! Choose one!

[Mac is actually having fun, how is that. Sure, some of the minigames were horrifying and surely didn't have any safety certifications, but overall the experience was a challenge.

And that's why he was having fun. He liked challenges]

It won' be so bad. I bet there's an huge mattress for whoever is launched away.

[tsungeonsanddragons]

Don't rush me!

[Also, she can't believe Mac is actually having fun. What is wrong with him and Luigi.

...better not wonder too much. The clock's counting down. With a deep sigh, she cuts the wire she'd been considering.

...

...

...

...

But nothing happened.]

Oh thank Arceus.

[sunflowerfields]

Hooray! You did it!

[Hinawa's not entirely sure what's going on, but Clair didn't get launched into space, so that means she won, right?]

[willpunchyouout]

[Nope, because it's Mac's turn. Shooting Clair an encouraging smile he went to the platform that would launch him if he failed]

Alright, my turn!

[Just in case he braces himself for being launched away. The number of ropes was lower, after all. Chances of failing increased. Taking the scissors was easy, cutting something was harder, not knowing the result. Snap, he did.

Mac looks downwards, unsure...he did it!

...no he didn't. The platform activates and he's sprung away into the distance with a scream of surprise]

[sunflowerfields]

...I think I'd like to forfeit, thanks.

[tsungeonsanddragons]

...are you sure? I could forfeit, if you'd prefer. It's not like I need those coins badly.

[sunflowerfields]

I'd just rather not get launched into the air, is all.

[tsungeonsanddragons]

Same, honestly. And I didn't see any mats on the way up here.

[totaldrag]

[...and on to the giant mattress out in the giant endless desert. Ashley is pretty comfortable laying there, and opens one eye upon seeing Mac's arrival, before rolling over and closing both eyes once again.]