Mario Party Meme!

[green_mario]

Well the students have been through a lot these past few weeks, and obviously a lot of them must be drained. So what better way to settle down than to participate in The Most Despair-Inducing Event: Mario Parties?

The Rules of the game are simple: every starter player gets 10 coins each, and through skill/luck, buy and win the most amount of stars to become the Superstar! Of course it's not as simple as that as there are roadblocks to the goal, including:

- Minigames- Well one of the best ways to gain coins are Minigames. There are a wide variety of types of Minigames so there's bound to be at least on Minigame you're good at!

- Happening Spaces - whatever happens on this space is a complete mystery, ranging from finding a secret passageway full of coins or getting run over by a train and get sent back to start.

- Chance Time - Either this can make you or break you. If you're lucky, you might end up in first place due to your opponent's stars, but if you're not, say goodbye to all your hard work!

- Battle Minigames - each player sacrifices a random amount of coins before going into a Minigame, with the winning player getting a majority of the money.

- Item Shops - You can also buy items to help get advantages in the game, like stealing coins and swapping spaces with another player. You could also become "that guy" buy getting the magic lamp!

It's a long and winding road ahead, but it's all in good fun! After all, after all this murder a little friendly competition won't break their friendships, right?

Note: If you try cheating though all your coins and stars will be confiscated from you, so don't even try

Comments

[dennishopper]

[Spoke spews out of his snout.]

You can't just go around breaking Bowser Party rules like that, bub! Just fork 'em over and I won't smash you into the ground!

[chaoscontrol]

[Squiiiiinnnnntsssssss. He's not really scared of this guy, but it's still early in the game. Maybe his luck will change.]

... Very well. Take them.

[he throws all of his coins right at Bowser's face. CHOKE ON THEM]

Pray you do not meet me again.

[dennishopper]

[SNORT.]

Fine! Thanks for the handout! BWAHAHAHA!

[chaoscontrol]

[there are minigames. there are coins. Hell, there is even a star. Wow. But his luck doesn't hold out, and he RETURNS TO THE BOWSER ZONE]

Hnnnnrrrrrrrnnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

[dennishopper]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Welcome back to the Bowser Space, porcupine! Let's spin the BOWSER WHEEL and see what mind-numbing fate you're sentence to!

[Bowser spins a giant wheel! There are 5 options present: 15 Coins for Bowser, Bowser Revolution, 100 Star Present, Dinner Date with Bowser, Pictionary with Bowser.]

[chaoscontrol]

[he looks at the wheel.]

... Well, at least you admit that a date with you would be mind-numbing.

[spins away. He can probably use Chaos Control to stop it where he wants, to be honest, but that just seems a little too mean for a game.

He hasn't broken, yet. ]